We’ll pick the finalists and let the fans decide. you could win a prize. or you could just have fun. or you could embarrass yourself. See a couple of samples from Lodge Members at the bottom here.
Do you have any ugly pictures of yourself sitting around? Didn’t think so. That’s because whenever we see an unflattering picture or ourselves, we rip it up and then burn it and then bury it in the backyard. I think that’s a mistake. Now I know some people like to take a fat picture of themselves and stick it on the fridge to stop them from snacking, but that doesn’t usually work and the picture ends up looking like a territorial claim. ‘This fridge and its contents are the property of Big Al’. My advice is to find the ugliest, fattest, most disgusting picture of yourself ever taken, and then put it into a real nice frame and hang it beside a full length mirror. It has to be such a horrible picture of you that there is almost no chance you will ever look that bad again. That means that when you stand and look at yourself in the mirror, you will notice how much better you look than you did in the picture. That will fool you into thinking that as you get older, you’re looking better. And that will make you look better still. And if the day ever comes when you look worse than you do in the picture, well hey, time to get out the camera. Remember, I’m pulling for ya, we’re all in this together.
SAMPLES FROM LODGE MEMBERS:
Greg Howes - https://youtu.be/Q1OCfh67ulQ
Chauncey Hight - http://youtu.be/uxNkBt2mWWk