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Red-A-Like Contest

2/28/2015

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MEMORIZE THE SCRIPT BELOW, THEN DRESS LIKE ME, SIT AT A DESK AND RECORD A VIDEO OF YOU BEING ME. THEN SEND THE VIDEO TO RED@REDGREEN.COM. OR IF YOUR VIDEO FILE IS TOO BIG, POST IT ON YOUTUBE OR HIGHTAIL OR ANYWHERE YOU WANT AND THEN SEND THE LINK TO red@redgreen.com.
We’ll pick the finalists and let the fans decide. you could win a prize. or you could just have fun. or you could embarrass yourself.
See a couple of samples from Lodge Members at the bottom here.

RED (You)

Do you have any ugly pictures of yourself sitting around? Didn’t think so. That’s because whenever we see an unflattering picture or ourselves, we rip it up and then burn it and then bury it in the backyard. I think that’s a mistake. Now I know some people like to take a fat picture of themselves and stick it on the fridge to stop them from snacking, but that doesn’t usually work and the picture ends up looking like a territorial claim. ‘This fridge and its contents are the property of Big Al’. My advice is to find the ugliest, fattest, most disgusting picture of yourself ever taken, and then put it into a real nice frame and hang it beside a full length mirror. It has to be such a horrible picture of you that there is almost no chance you will ever look that bad again. That means that when you stand and look at yourself in the mirror, you will notice how much better you look than you did in the picture. That will fool you into thinking that as you get older, you’re looking better. And that will make you look better still. And if the day ever comes when you look worse than you do in the picture, well hey, time to get out the camera. Remember, I’m pulling for ya, we’re all in this together.

 

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SAMPLES FROM LODGE MEMBERS:

Greg Howes -
https://youtu.be/Q1OCfh67ulQ

Chauncey Hight -
http://youtu.be/uxNkBt2mWWk
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Why Possums Don't Race Professionally

2/28/2015

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Sent to us by Scott Carpenter. Not for the squeamish...
http://www.magnusracing.com/
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Possum Foster Parents in Michigan

2/28/2015

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In the spirit of preserving the lodge namesake and mascots, Dale and Vivian Fordyce took in three orphaned  possums babies during the spring of 2012. They nursed the malnourished, dehydrated babies back to health before releasing them back to the "wild", but not before pampering them a bit. Cutie enjoyed being pet by Dale.

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Cutie and Clyde practiced their climbing abilities each day on Vivian's shoulders.

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The smallest baby, J.B., would only eat chicken and watermelon at first.



Now fully grown, the critters are still seen in the area occasionally. On summer nights J.B. is seen most often  - probably searching for watermelon.

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Useless Inventions from Michael Nichols

1/31/2015

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Toilet Paper Machine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCc7t09zpgs

Hat that tips and says "M'lady" to women - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dGkVb5kI2U   

Useless wireless duck - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5b_AshkBOM
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Duct Tape Tailoring

1/1/2015

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 My husband came in from the hay field with two splits in the knees of his pants and as a result, his knees were getting burnt from the sun (old open cab tractor) he was in a hurry to get back to the field so got out the trusty duck tape! And proceeded to tape his pants.patted his knees and and said "there good to go." My Grandson Austin (about 12 years old at the time) said, "boy Red Green would be real proud of you Grandpa!!!"

- Clare Chester Manitoba
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Irish Plagiarism??

11/1/2014

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I thought I was hearing things (not uncommon, but still unsettling). I’m taking an Irish language class and one of the assignments was to listen to streaming Irish (as opposed to steaming Irish) on the internet through the RTE radio site. Just hit the link below and you’ll be as surprised as I was!.

 

http://www.rte.ie/radio/utils/radioplayer/rteradioweb.html#!rii=17%3A20670943%3A0%3A%3A

Tim Leach


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G Tod Smith Goes Old School

7/31/2014

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How real men make a fire. Friction fire
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John Hynes Untippable Woodpile

7/31/2014

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Real men build woodpiles that really won't fall down. ROUND ones.
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Dave Neether's Wonder Dog

7/31/2014

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My dog is very creative. Have a look at the two wood piles next to his dog house, I don't know how he does it, or where he burns it, but when you have dog that brews good tasting beer for you, you don't mind the fact that he is a little eccentric.
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John Crook's Coffee Filter

6/30/2014

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John Writes:

The Mrs. and I got tired of the fine and not so fine particles of coffee left over in our coffee cups.  Having it there was not nearly as bad as having it stuck between our teeth. L  We rigged up a filter system using The Handyman’s Secret Weapon as shown in the attached picture.  Pour it in on top of the filter and when it drains through, just pour the filtered coffee into your cup from the spout without having to remove the filter

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